So. There was a State of the Union address last night. Did you watch it? I did not. I've made it a goal in my life to avoid as many State of the Union (or SOTU, as the kids call them) addresses as possible. By and large, they are worthless. They are dull, elongated diatribes full of empty affirmations and vapid reassurances broken up only by the excessive and excruciating pause lines. I've watched dog shows as well and the only functional difference between the two is that I've rarely found myself saying, "Awwwwww. Look at that cutey face!" during a SOTU address.
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| Whose a big pwesident? Whose a big pwesident? You are! Yes you are! |
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Today, our office also tried to place an order for some laptops. To see how these two matters are related... infuriatingly, ridiculously related, continue reading after the jump.
