And, we've entered the home stretch...

Second soldier down. The "speed" is giving way to the alcohol. Honestly, if someone offered me cocaine right now, I might do it just to compare. Pot isn't the gateway drug, Four Loko is the gateway drug.

Going to let the last chug settle and see where we're at. Meanwhile, Michael Caine is on Craig Ferguson. Really, Ferguson is hilariously awesome. Add to that the fact that Caine is so great and their chemistry. Good times.

Oh, man. Seriously, I'd do coke, right now. Hear that, 4-Lok. You can put that endorsement right on your fucking can.