Oh no. No, no, no. It looks like wine. This is masquerading as a legitimate, respectable drink. This can't be legal. Listen, I don't want to outlaw Four Loco. Honestly, sort of a fan of it it so far. But, seriously, this is just wrong. It should only come in bright, unnatural, slightly terrifying colors so as to best alert people. It's really only fair. Public safety demands it.
By the way, still tastes awful. I wish the first one HAD permanently killes my taste buds now.