First Sip

OH JESUS. That tastes more like cough syrup than cough syrup does. Holy God. I can't properly describe the flavor, words will not do it justice. Taking a second sip and holding again...

Okay, so, it has sort of a triple action going on. When I sip it and hold it in the front of my mouth it tastes sweet and pleasant, like cheap jawbreakers. It's not bad. Then, when I swallow, the taste in the back of my mouth is... well, it feels like the taste equivalent of Ed Norton at the end of Fight Club. Yeah, full blown cough syrup effect. Pretty rough. Then it hits the stomach. HARD. It has a heaviness to it that I've really only ever experienced with cheap tequila. You really can feel it all the way down.

Oh, and there is NOTHING raspberry about this. This is an affront to every berry that has ever been rasped. I feel raspberries should file a class action suit for defamation. It tastes like sugar, generic fruit and bad cough syrup in a blender. With a hint of Red Bull. That's probably the worst of it all...